I’m pretty sure up until last week, I was the only person in the world who had not seen Disney’s Frozen.
But now that I have, my world has changed and I finally feel like I understand the internet again. (seriously, tumblr and buzzfeed- have you talked about ANYTHING else since the movie came out!)
Though I do have some things about the movie in general that I didn’t completely love (like why the heck did this WHOLE life changing adventure for Elsa happen in like… 4 hours!). I will say the soundtrack has become one of my new favorites.
And contrary to what every one I know has said.. I don’t think “Let is Go” is the best song from the soundtrack. Don’t get me wrong it is a great song and probably the best vocally. But I have two different favorites that I’m pretty sure I have listened to way more than a 25-year-old should admit!
Sometimes I hear a song and think “Oh Man!! I love this song! Why did I ever stop listening to it on replay?! Also what ever happened to ::insert name of band and or artist here:: ” ( you may or may not be surprised that I say this about once a month)
This months “what ever happened to” came in the form of the Plain White T’s. I used to love them. I had their album on repeat for months (To who ever my roommate was that year… Yeah.. I’m sorry about that ).
One of my all time favorites was 1-2-3-4. And for some reason I have had it stuck in my head again for the past week.
I have a love/hate relationship with Jason Derulo’s new song Talk Dirty to Me.
Mostly I love to hate it.
It is literally the reason I hate listening to the radio I become addicted to songs like this and I can’t turn them off.
And then I feel dumber for knowing all the words.
But I hate to break it to you Jason,
There is only ONE “Talk Dirty”
Don’t get me wrong. I love living on my own and doing this whole “grown up thing.”
But living away from home had made me really realize a few things I never knew that I either A) had no idea how to do or B) never realized how annoying they are. Because let’s be honest here, 7 years of higher education really prepared me for nothing. (not a thing. Except maybe how to avoid public safety on a Friday night… Thanks SNHU and Wheelock!)
Things I have no idea how to do:
Taxes: I don’t get them, I don’t like having to do them. And when I fail at doing them myself, I hate that I’ll have to pay someone else to do them. There just needs to be a machine that I can just take pictures of all my documents and it does all the work for me… for free.. Come on science get on that.
Take care of my car: Oil changes? New Tires? Check Engine light?… What is all this craziness?!.. I know how to put gas in you and drive you places.. That is about the extent of that. (the poor BassMobile, I should probably learn these things )
Being on time: I don’t know if this is a new thing.. (Have I ALWAYS been late for everything?) For some reason the concept of getting someplace at the correct time has escaped me. I am at least 5 minutes late for everything no matter what time I get myself out of the house (by 5 minutes I really mean like 15.. but really who is counting).
Going to the Doctors for anything other than an emergency: Yup I’ll admit it. Unless I have a life threateningly high fever, I will most likely wait out what every sickness I have. (and sometimes not even a fever will get me to go.. oops) I don’t have a PCP or honestly even know how to get to the closet hospital (Wait that is kind of a lie..I know where it is!!.. sorta… okay yeah I don’t know where it is…. damn…) How do you how you even go about finding a PCP?… Dad I blame you on this one!
Things I have learned are annoying and I hate them:
Laundry (More specifically putting laundry away)……..Just no. I don’t have time for this. Put yourself away.
Grocery Shopping: I’m sorry but why is food so expensive? It is a basic need.. why are you charging me so much for meat products. Fuck that! Oatmeal, peanut butter and coffee until I die! (Which will probably be young since I’m living off oatmeal, peanut butter and coffee).
Bills: I have always known bills suck. But living on my own has made me realize it even more. Especially when there is a polar vortex and the utilities bill doubles in a month. ::Sigh::
Lunch Hours: Okay so I know I’m probably going to get feedback on this. “What! how can you hate lunch hours! it’s a break from work!” Don’t get me wrong I love eating lunch. I would just rather take a 15 minute lunch and go home earlier than sit around twirling my thumbs for an hour. Because really who takes a WHOLE hour to each lunch!
Networking, Job interviews, meeting people for the first time:… And basically anything that involves face to face social interaction. (This is why we have the internet!!) If I don’t know you already, chances are talking to you makes me uncomfortable and socially awkward. (Mostly because I am painfully socially awkward)
Basically can I just go back to the days where my biggest worry was if my cousin had sunk ALL my barbies to the bottom of the swimming pool.